Wednesday, August 27, 2008
10:58 PM ;
I have Power sia..today i was telling my mother"i dowan violin tuition today.. ""aiya just go la don't be lazy!""sians..."*wishing no violin tuition*Next hour l8r..my mother phone sms tone..Violin Teacher: " sry no violin today have urgent matters"Hahaha pro right me!
I got the powers to predict and shape my future!Then today watching drama..then quarrelling...then i was predicting what they will say nextand all correct! hahabut only predict 2 la..heheTeacher's day coming soon..not buying any presentsexcept maybe for charlott...lolAnw,michelle is gg overseas this hols!so unfair!:(lolbut she needs it la i thinkneeds some cheering up!i'm gonna miss you truckloads too!:Dhahaok i'm done
Saturday, August 23, 2008
10:55 PM ;
Why I don't have my homework
I lost it fighting this kid you said you weren't the best teacher in the school
I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Our puppy toilet trained on it
Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked
I put it in a safe, but lost the combination
I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away
Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing
I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine
I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload
My little sister ate it
A sudden gust of wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again
I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it
The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box
Another pupil fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him. My homework though drowned.
I used it to fill a hole in my shoe, you wouldn't want it now
My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls
My pet gerbils had babies, and they used it to make a nest
I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad
I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked
ET stopped by my house and he accidentally took it home with him Math
I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that ?I didn't take algebra !
Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math !
Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please ?Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy !
Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems ?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself !
Teacher, I can't solve this problem.Any five year old should be able to solve this one.No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten !
Teacher: What's 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: That's goodPupil: Good ?, that's perfect !
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4 ?Pupil: That's not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one !
Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4 ?Class: At once !
If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left ?None, they were all copycats !
The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistakes?""Yes," said Jackie, and she did."Now, Fred," said the teacher, "can you count from 10 to 20?""That depends," said Fred, "with or without mistakes"!
Teacher: Can you count to 10?Jackie: Yes, teacher. (counting on her fingers at waist level) One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.Teacher: Good. Now can you count higher?Jackie: Yes, teacher. (She puts her hands over her head and counts on her fingers.) One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Teacher: Can you count to 10?Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.Teacher: Now go on from there.Fred: Jack, Queen, King.
Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Teacher: Why not?Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!
TEACHER: Stella, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?Stella: That's what I say, what's the difference`?
Fred: I've added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !
Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?He puts down the three and carries the one.
Why is six afraid of seven ?Because seven ate nine.
What animal is best at math ?Rabbits, they multiply fastest !
My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That's what he'll answer, nothing!
Friday, August 22, 2008
6:57 PM ;
omg smth stupid just happened.. -_-i was using my phonewhen this weird number called methen i answered"hello?""moshi moshi!""uh hello?""moshi moshi!""whos this?"moshi moshi!""wtf -_-"hangs up.wth la who prank me sia!basket but really sounds like a jap woman sia..basket stupid la..anw,was like super duper uper depressed yesterdaycosi got back my chinese test results..failed terribly..arghdamn depressedalmost ... ya..hai..thanks to bryanand michfor consolingme..thxs alot... :)really appreciated it..:)badminton lesson's starting soon..sian tired sia..tmrlanbryan+jordan+qingleV.Swilfred+jerome+mervynit was jordan who wanted to fighthe thinks he more pro than wilfred-_-he damnbu zhi liang lican!i bet it'll just be another repeat ofjordanV.Sweijeatin basketball again..hahatoo bad i can't go play..have tuition at that time 10+bt after that doing SS projectvideo..lolall the other groups one all so goodbet ours suck like mad sia..lolanw my life screwed alreadygg thru a hard patchfailing mostly every single thing..i just can't cope...gonna get top in class..yay...:(
Thursday, August 21, 2008
11:22 PM ;
I swear i'm loving this songCheck yes Juliet Are you with me? Rain is falling down on the sidewalk I won't go until you come outside. Check yes Juliet Kill the limbo I'll keep tossing rocks at your window There's no turning back for us tonight. Lace up your shoes Eh Oh Eh Ohhh Here's how we do: Run, baby, run Don't ever look back. They'll tear us apart If you give them the chance. Don't sell your heart. Don't say we're not meant to be. Run, baby, run. Forever will be You and me. Check yes Juliet I'll be waiting Wishing, wanting Yours for the taking. Just sneak out And don't tell a soul goodbye. Check yes Juliet Here's the countdown 3... 2... 1... now fall in my arms Now they can change the locks Don't let them change your mind Lace up your shoes Eh Oh Eh Ohhh Here's how we do Run, baby, run Don't ever look back They'll tear us apart If you give them the chance Don't sell your heart Don't say we're not meant to be Run baby run Forever will be You and me We're flying through the night We're flying through the night Way up high, The view from here is getting better with You by my side Run baby run Don't ever look back They'll tear us apart If you give them the chance Don't sell your heart Don't say we're not meant to be Run baby run Forever will be... Run baby run Don't ever look back They'll tear us apart If you give them the chance Don't sell your heart Don't say we're not meant to be Run baby run Forever I'll be You and me You and me You and me
3:27 PM ;
walao i regret gg triple science sia
super depressed larh..
failed chinese teast... yet again!
cnfrm fail emaths
cnfrm fail ss
cnfrm fail chem
cnfrm gonna get kicked out of concert
argh man
lifesucks
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
7:01 PM ;
Screw mantoday the shit mentioned that he'll kick 6 clarinetist from concert -_-so pissed manonly know how kick ppleduno how they feelfuck him lafuck that guy laopps my badi meant faggot actuallyfuck that fag
argh my life is screwed man
results sucks
cca sucks too
no freedom
fuck life.
sorry for the vulgarities i'm just damn pissed
Sunday, August 17, 2008
6:29 PM ;
feel so bored today...read geog textbook until sleep... -_-next week there'll beMon:Geog testTues:BandWed:Chem TestThurs:Duno!Fri:Bio Testbasket i hate school now..last week so many test i almost died..had ss test, where i didn't study the inference format cos i left the bloody file in schoolhad chinese test..i didn't even study a shit!argh!i had food poisoning and spent whole day at home restingthen next day come school first thing in the morning " jing jie lai, gei ni ce yan.. "i was like "F-! die die die die die die die! "in the end..really die..half the words duno!the zao ju also duno!the storybook thingy too..then went back to class with a quiet emo facelol wadeva..
Friday, August 15, 2008
10:37 PM ; Lies are bad...
A
lie (also called
prevarication) is a type of
deception in the form of an untruthful statement with the intention to deceive, often with the further intention to maintain a secret or reputation, protect someone's feelings or to avoid a
punishment.
A
liar is a person who is lying, who has previously lied, or who tends by nature to lie repeatedly.
In my life, everyone's lying and i can't find who to trust.The lies are overwhelming,like a white blood cell,surrounding me,attaching their "antibodies" to me,and finally,engulfing me...I'm drowned in thisdeepdarkocean of lies.hmm i sound emo, do i? lolgrrreat...cos i'm in just that mood right now..who to trustwhat to believewho to believewhich to believehow to believewhich is the truth? which is the lie?so manytoo muchso confusedin the state of "confus-cius"lolargh.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
11:04 PM ;
What a horrible experience..just had my first food poisioning in my life..spent hours in toilet, vomited several times..sucks man..special thanks to bryan mich ian sings for wishing me :) lol will come school tmr cos i miss u! hahaargh feeling so bored now.. -_- bt at least skipped chinese test..was mentioning to bryan yesterday how i wished i'll get stomachache on chinese test day so don't need go to school..then on that day i really kena stomachache! walao.. The irony... really regret saying that line to bryan man.. haha then bryan was like " u lucky shit! dun need go school!" then i was like "-_- bryan dun dumb can i'd rather go school then suffer at home la walao.. basket.. lolsaw a doctorwas refrained from drinking milktaking spicy stufftaking oily stuff...sucks man..haha but didn't care what doc said..went to eat dintaifung..sucks too..only the xiaolongbao nice..others all like shit..lolbad day bah..lolok bye for now...
Sunday, August 10, 2008
1:19 PM ;
Took a personality test today.Don't think its rather accurate cos i'm not really ambitous... -_-What's Your Best Quality? Your Result: Ambitious Your best quality is ambitious! People like you because you are a determined person. Once you set a goal for yourself you do whatever it takes to achieve it. |
Sense of Humor | |
Out-Going | |
Loving | |
Intelligence | |
Personality | |
Joke:
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, ''What is that?'' ''They're smart pills,'' said the other boy. ''Eat them and they'll make you smarter.
So he ate them and said, ''These taste like crap.''
''See,'' said the other boy, ''you're getting smarter already.''
Saturday, August 9, 2008
6:37 PM ;
HAPPY NATIONAL DAY!
i'm watching the parade just now.. kinda boring..
well ok yesterday was the cross country.
had to wake up super early like 5am!
anyways the xcountry was the same as last year's ( the usual of boring-ness and waste-of-time-ness) but at least can slack.. the running was bad..
i promised to run together with jordan bryan and zaman but in the end we seperated out.. jordan was in front, bryan and zaman was behind i was in middle..
actually i overtook jordan cos he was walking but then he sprinted.. he was walking and sprinting, so quite hard to catch up...
ohya and after quite awhile i ran pass the hyemin all those! haha they run in a group..
but at least i won afew pple i know of! :) like bryan zaman and brendan!
Yesterday was 080808! wad a cool number! singru told me that 080808 this date pple will have to wait for a thousand years for it to come out again.. he said will be like 08/08/3008.
Then i was thinking in my head, what about 08/08/2108? still 080808 wad..
-_- kinda slow arh he.. bt didn't want to tell him la l8r he feel dumb.. hoho..
haha then wanted to dedicate song but stupid singru didn't bring the tickets although i reminded him like siao.. i've learned not to trust singru la.
Firstly, he said he will run with me, in the end he didn't even went to run! wth la stupid humji shit and i ran alone..
Secondly, he didn't give me the tix he put at home... stupid ass..
Thirdly, he pangseh-ed us after xcountry he dowan go lan cos he scared lose.. humji...
Ok then after xcountry we (qingle, bryan, me, jordan, jeremiah, wilfred, chetan, jerome)took a super long bus 31 trip to tampines rovers the lan to play..
But then full house so jerome chetan and wilfred went home and we went to century square watch movie Journey To The Center Of The Earth.. it was a stupid movie la!
After the show, jordan said " who the hell tell us to watch this show?!" " jingjie" "i'll kill him! " and bryan was " Was that a game or a show ar?" and yea i agree with bryan it was more of a game.. have rollar coaster all these rubbish.. hai what to do..
Then after the show we didn't know wad to do, so we went Lan!
It was finally not-full-house so we played lan.. wilfred joined us and he was super pro!
He play the awp map he was like BONG BONG! then his frag was like 54:5 or smth la walao.. and jeremiah always said he was vry pro but we found out he was actually rather noob la..
and as usual, jordan was the most noob of all..
and suddenly koks and jerome joined us playing lan..
then we all asked eh koks finish ur date already ar? haha
then i played for vry short awhile cos my mother wanted me to be back home at 5.30 cos have the ghost festival dinner...
Ok so i came home, bathed, used comp bt i slept halfway reading bleach! haha too tired man!
then my mother came home woke me up and fetched me to dinner near my ahma house there..
was so sleepy, i went up to ahma house intending to sleep..
But then there's the olympic opening thingy and my cousin and aunty was watching it and making all the WOO WAA SO COOL noises so i can't really sleep so i watch with them lor..
Ok so at 6 plus the dinner started and we went down to eat dinner..
it was chinese cuisine quite nice..
but the servings were small and the new dishes came quite a long time after so vry irritating..
then there was the auction! this year's auction was pathetic la no one really bid and the highest bidding was $1000 and mostly about $150-$250 so quite bad..
Ohya and my grandma bid on two items!
haha and she got it hoho quite cool.. every year she bid..
My mother was helping my granddad to collect the money and wasn't eating..
So i had to "deliver" the food to her.. lol her personal waiter sia..
dinner ended at 11.25 -_- so late right?!
Today is National day!
Which means....
It is go-out-day! :) haha
Went to TM again with qingle bryan jordan (small group)
met at tampines inter..
i was wearing white polo with black jeans and flip-flops.. then jordan was like WTH u siao arh jj u wear so nice then go wear slippers?!
then he keep saying and saying..
then he gave analogy! haha
he said i am like a ferraro rocher wrapping but open up inside only mentos.. ass.. haha
then we went to book tickets for the Mummy..
it was at 2, so he had 4 hours to kill so we went Lan to play and guess who we saw? lol Wilfed that Lan freak!
haha
Played CS (as usual) we played iceworld to start with..
i teamed with bryan and we were like owning!
haha i was on-form i think and i used M4 Carbine and was like headshot-ing like free sia!
haha duno wad happened to me sia..
and at the same map, qingle was also headshot-ing like free using AK but was let down by jordan who keep dying.. like free bait sia..
but then played the awp map was not vry good bryan was suddenly so pro at awp.. then jordan and qingle was using knife then me and bryan used awp and BONG BONG die!
The jordan was like super pissed keep saying OI USE KNIFE LA BASKET! then he tried to off my comp..
i was like wth dun so ji dong la its just a game man..
then qingle changed map to knife-ing map andi teamed with qingle..
knife map was so fun! haha and at first jordan was like owning the knife but duno why he start to become noob...
Played for 2hrs, then went for lunch at kfc
Then jordan saw this sight writing " For POPULAR cards member, special treat bla bla.. then they said: Just flash ur POPULAR card and get $1 discount for 2 piece chicken meal."
then jordan asked me " eh jj u have POPULAR card anot?"
"yea.. why?"
"got discount"
"but my card expire liao.."
"nvm la just gimme"
haha the jordan just flash the card and the auntie nvr check!
haha so me qingle and jordan got cheaper 2 piece meal! hoho
theni asked for original only for my meal, the dumbo auntie gave everyone.. -_- dumbass then she also duno how to collect the money sia..
During lunch, as usual, i got suan-ed again, for my so called " weird taste" keep saying wad cow crap.. F sia..
But believe me, no one matter what they say, I still love you.
okay corny stuff.. haha
Ok so after lunch we went to watch Mummy 3: Tomb of the dragon emperor..
Yea it was quite a nice show.. and abit funny too
like 8-action + 2 comedy = 10 stars Mummy movie!
hoho
lol before that yesterday my mother told me i siao..
she said: " today u watch this brendan fraser show liao, tmr still watching same actor arh? siao liao! "
lol yea quite stupid..
so after the show, jordan went to Royal Sporting House to pump his basketball..
i was browsing at the shoes.. so nice can!
I wanted to buy two footware that i saw!
gonna save up man..
i'm gg to starve myself for 10 weeks if i can.. haha
cos i wanna buy:
1) this checkered flip-flops-$20
2) this cool black puma shoes similiar to bryan's one-$132 pretty ex huh..
3) this black le coq bag looking quite nice too.. - duno what's the price..
Ok so after the pump, we went to basketball court to play..
jordan is training basketball cos he's gg to compete basketball with weijeat on monday..
he says if he wins, weijeat give jordan his psp.. if jordan lose, nth happens.... unfair right?! lol
then jordan say until he like vry pro liddat what 3-point can score like siao..
but then when playing, i think even qingle better than him la..
lol what a joke..
and i swear never to play basketball with slippers again!
regret man!
i cannot run with the slipper and keep falling down!
then even normal walking i can trip sia!
then bryan was like " woah JJ u doing ankle breaker ar? common lets ankle breaker!"
then he copied my actions..
-_- u lame shit bryan!
haha
ok then it was raining so have alot of lightning so we stopped and went home..
qingle went to cut hair at EC house.. lol jordan and bryan followed him bt i went home first to watch the parade..
came home, my sis saw me and asked me:
"eeee kor u wear skinnes arh?"
"NO LA U STUPID ASS!"
"then why so skinny one?"
"ITS SMALL LA BODOH! I WORE THIS DURING PRIMARY 5 YOU KNOW? DUMBASS!"
haha then my sister keep quiet liao..
hoho!
so shiok scolding her..
hehe..
Ok i think i'm done..
I think this will be quite a long post right? lol..
Ok i'm tired already..
I'll continue to read my bleach eh? Ok Byes! :)
Thursday, August 7, 2008
10:32 PM ;
tmr's cross country! :) there's so many good things about it!
1) no school
2) no mr eng draggy crap
3) no band
4) can go lan
5) can go movie
6) mother won't scold :)
haha and there's song dedication too! ian bought tickets to saboh pple! i wonder who will he saboh.. definitely not me cos i'm the king and he will not dare to buly the king! haha and i wonder if singru bought the tix for me already anot... i'm gg to skip badminton lesson tmr! :) lol ok wadeva bye i'm gg to read my manga! :)
Monday, August 4, 2008
9:40 PM ;
heys! this is JJ the King! haha wadeva.
today after a boring day at school, 3/1 went to the old folks home! the one near cold storage.. lol so after school, we had 1 hour to slack, i wanted to go bedok corner to eat but bryan joshua jeremy all those loseaaaaassss dowan! then i dowan eat alone, so no choice go cold storage buy crap eat.. shared a ruffles with bryan, he cleared almost all -_- so fast somemore.. so no use i bought donut nt bd bt donut factory de nicer leh.. lol that place so ulu one...
Then we went to the old folks home, i was in the cleaning group so went cleaning! firstly me zaman shameer and josua was cleaning the poles and bars.. super duper uper truple luper boring! i was so glad that the cleaning ended.. didn't have much to clean anyways.. so we went interacting! i didn't know any dialect so i had a problem interacting.. but nevertheless, i tried larh...lol so i talked to uncle wang jin smth.. haha i forgot the name! so hard to rmb la! bt then we talked quite long... he's quite fun! haha bt then i asked wad wad he like to do or wad would he wan.. he said nth.. -_- ok so i tried to get his wish out bt dun hav.. too bad lor... lolthen some pple go sing the karaoke.. lol! dhimas sang the most! wa i admire his courage sia.. lol then loong ben jeremy? shuntoll and michelle also sang! lol then i was at the back with zaman all those, they keep suan-ing me sia! So many pple suan me! Got joshua, bryan, zainal, shameer, zaman zaki and even weijie was suan-ing! they keep saying wad wa she go sing ar! jj u jealous ar! -_- !!!!!! i'm a major subject for suan-ing man... sian.. :(
I feel so happy now cos i talked to uncle wang jin smth! feel so accomplished! hoho! i took a picture with him! cos koks call me then i take out my hp answer, then uncle wang jin smth asked me about it lor so i show.. lol
Here it is! lol i only took one..

Anws, I did the Bio
Blood tranfusion game thingy! And I got 3/5! Haha! i tot i would fail because of the stupid
bloody craps.. but NO! jj the brave overcame his fears! anyway its all just cartoon! lol Good job JJ! :D haha at least i beat some bimbo who killed all her patients! haha!
u're so pretty today!
Friday, August 1, 2008
11:06 PM ;
the whole week:
1) did titration full! finally... after mrs chan split the whole thing into 3 parts.. i hate wearing the goggle thing so blurry...
2) maths pyramid : kh group lose! haha so unexpected! kh u baichi!
3) got bio test today, it was * not difficult bt nt easy! haha the nt difficult part is thks to someone great! thks great person *cant say name l8r he/she kena saboh*!
4) did physics prac it was terribly boring can and time consuming too! EKK spent half lesson talking crap so i was talking to kaixiong then he keep calling me stupid :( fine la he scholar so action! haha he brag say he can speak french german chinese english cantonese teochew spainish! omg so talk crap okay! then i tell him to demo he tell me he dowan to show me his skills.. -_-!!!! stupid !!! haha
cheated in the physics prac instead of really measuring if the pin in line, i just measure another angle of incidence then draw.. haha another kiaxiong's "GREAT" idea haha
5) no money already man dammit have to pay so much money!
Here you see! 1) New Chem TB - $50 2) Band Fund - $5 3) Band file fine - $2 4) Cancer wristband thingy - $2 5) Teacher day thingy - $10 Grand Total : $69
and this is just for school! what about my lunch and stuff?! and after cross country activities?! lan?! movie?! my savings?!